Sure, you can brag about owning a hybrid at dinner parties, but you can’t fool me – I know you’ve secretly dreamed about owning a squared-off quasi-military off-roader at some point. It’s okay, this is a safe space.

Hummers, Defenders,G-Wagens, and everything else in that niche segment have commanded loyal and cult-like followings, as owners buy into the idea of having a vehicle that could get them to the ends of the earth in style.

But there’s a good chance this is one you haven’t heard of before: the Thairung Transformer II.

It is, more or less, just a square SUV body on a Toyota HiLux platform, created with governments and military customers in mind – though they’ll happily sell one to a retail buyer, provided you’re within shouting distance of Thailand.